In the last edition of this on-going series, Staff Writer Julia Tolda brings you the long awaited John Jay Dining Hall playlist! Reminisce about the iconic conveyor belt, the longest lines on campus, and the haunting vats of peanut butter while singing along to the very best of 2010’s pop. 

Whether you are there for the yucca fries, the soda machine, or the grill station, John Jay will not disappoint you! Alright, it will mildly disappoint you, but you knew that already. Have some sushi and an omelet while standing in line for the salad bar, avoiding the eyes of every Tinder match you’ve ghosted. Yes, you can have lucky charms with oat milk for dinner. No, no one will judge you for sneaking sunflower butter to your dorm in a Tupperware. And please, have at least one glass of the very confusing spa water. And when you eventually find a seat at a table full of philosophy majors discussing the ethics of butter, remember that is exactly why you came to Columbia. Don’t forget to have way too many warm cookies. You deserve them!

What would I give to be standing in line at John Jay right now… via Bwog Archive.