Come to Lerner 510 at 9 pm for tonight’s open meeting! In the meantime, travel back to a time long long ago, before lanternflies ravaged the city or there was a chef named Mike, to learn the true origin story of Bwog’s beloved green grapes.

A Barnumbia student walked up to a Lerner 510 meeting

And they said to the Bwogger running the meeting,

“Hey! Got any grapes?”

The Bwogger said, “No, we just have lemonade

But it’s cold, and it’s fresh, and it’s homemade!

Can I get you a glass?”

The student said, “I’ll pass.”

Then they walked away.

‘Til the very next week

When the student walked up to a Lerner 510 meeting

And they said to the Bwogger running the meeting,

“Hey! Got any grapes?”

The Bwogger said: “No, like I said last week

We just have lemonade, okay?

Why not give it a try?”

The student said, “goodbye!”

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

‘Til the very next week

When the student walked up to the Lerner 510 meeting

And they said to the Bwogger running the meeting

“Hey! Got any grapes?”

The Bwogger said, “Look this is getting old

I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever had, I’ve been told

Why not give it a go?”

The student said, “How about no.”

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

‘Til the very next week

When the student walked up to the Lerner 510 meeting

And they said to the Bwogger running the meeting,

“Hey! Got any grapes?”

The Bwogger said, “that’s it! If you don’t stay away,

I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day!

So don’t get too close!”

The student said, “Adios!”

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

‘Til the very next week

When the student walked up to the Lerner 510 meeting 

And they said to the Bwogger running the meeting,

“Hey! Got any glue?”

“What? Got any glue? No, why would I- oh…”

“Then I got one more question for you:

Got any grapes?”

The Bwogger just stopped

And started to smile

They started to laugh

They laughed for a while.

They said, “Come on

Let’s walk to Morton Williams

I’ll buy you some grapes

So you don’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store

And the Bwogger bought some grapes

They gave one to the student

And the student said, “Hmm, no thanks

But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day

Do you think this store

Do you think this store

Do you think this store

Has any lemonade?”

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

Then they walked away

luscious green orbs via Creative Commons