Hold on tight spider monkeys, and run, don’t walk, to Lerner 510 for Bwog’s weekly open meeting!

Somewhere deep in Riverside Park, Bella faces a dark and mysterious figure among the trees… 

You’re impossibly funny and clever.

Your pages are pale white and your header a deep blue.

Your eyes and ears are everywhere on campus.

And sometimes you report on breaking news.

You never fail to supply green grapes or good puns.

(Bella gasps quietly)

I know what you are.

Say it. Out loud. Say it!

Bwog.

Are you afraid?

No.

Then ask me the most basic question. Where do we meet?

Lerner 510, Sundays at 9 pm.

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