Happy finals everyone. Here’s the worst things spotted on campus these past few weeks.
Right around finals, this campus tends to disintegrate a little bit. Here’s the best of the worst things we saw out and about as we hunted for Butler seats and grinded out essays.
Big mood for everyone. Only RedBull available. No mirror for McBain. Blood has been shed tonight. The most disgusting salami in a dorm lounge. Care to tell us more? Remember when it snowed that one time overnight? I work hard to make this house a home! Dramatic floor toothbrush. The only thing left is eggs. Lobster remains on the ramps. Mmmm delicious offerings in Hewitt. Anyone been watching Wednesday? Am I a man, or am I a MechE? In case you can’t tell, that’s a PlanB package. At least someone is getting some.
Good luck with finals everyone. Much love.
Images via exhausted Bwog Staff
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@Anonymous Fried squirrel and deviled buzzard eggs, and white lightening, maybe.
Roasted ox tail, cow tongue, and granny’s possum-innerds gravy.
Desert’ll be blueberry pie, with honey in the mix.
Keepin it all down, that’ll be the trick.
Fried chicken so crisp and hot,
With tatters and gravy make sure and take a lot.
There’s green beans and fatback and biscuits with butter,
And cold cold milk, straight from the udder.
And fer desert, get ya some pie,
There’s sweet tater, apple and of course yer favorite shoo-fly.