Of course! Only the best advice could come from this Bwog Staff Writer and Secretary General of Triple Backflips.

Name, School, Major, Hometown: R.S, Columbia College, Film Studies, Alexandria, Virginia.

Claim to fame: Bummed a cigarette from an actor at the premiere of The Whale, and he took me to the after party where I met Darren Aronofsky.

Where are you going? To watch How I met Your Mother and revel in its sensible indie sleaze perfection. After that, I’m going to do a triple backflip.

What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2027?

1. Aristotle will haunt you at every turn…
2. The Thinker is hot
3. Doing your homework is cool and awesome

“Back in my day…” Chat GPT didn’t exist. I had to use my sheer brilliance to produce essays and triple backflips.

Favorite Columbia controversy? That no one has ever, in the history of Columbia, achieved a triple backflip.

What was your favorite class at Columbia? I took a class with Irena Haiduk called Buoyancy. It was listed as an Art History course, though mostly we read about fascism, watched children’s movies, and cooked dinner together. That was quite memorable.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? You would ask me, Secretary General of Triple Backflips, such a vulgar question?

Whom would you like to thank? My fellas. My professors. My family.

One thing to do before graduating: Triple backflip.

Any regrets? That I could never achieve a triple backflip.

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