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Seeking: GS student (elderly preferred) to accompany me (CC ’27).
Duration: Until the loneliness subsides.
Responsibilities:
- Explain the subway to me
- Email my mean professors to ask for extensions
- Hang my tests on your fridge (must supply fridge!)
- Tell me you’re proud of me at least once a week
- Bring me to a bar. You may only order liquor “on the rocks”
- Carry cash (I will Venmo you back!)
- Walk around with me during parents weekend. Respond to “Dad”
- Hugs (optional)
Payment: One meal swipe per day + 10% of my CC financial aid.
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