Need a little spiritual guidance?

Is your TikTok feed overrun with collective tarot card readings? Bwog thought we’d try our hand at a little psychic practice ourselves. If you’re waiting for a message, this may be it…

(My credentials? Don’t worry about them.)

First, we have to make sure this message is for you. Some collectives choose between two crystals to get the reading most meant for them. I don’t have any of those… so choose between two amiibos. Are you feeling more K.K. Slider or Princess Daisy?

K.K. Slider: Nine of Pentacles, Two of Swords, Two of Wands reversed

The Nine of Pentacles signals achievement and prosperity. You’re coming into your own! The Two of Swords relates to keeping things in equilibrium. Are things feeling like a juggling act for you? The Two of Wands here has to do with partnerships, but in reverse, it might be a warning against letting your relationships fall by the wayside. You can be successful without sacrificing your social life! Even at Columbia!

Princess Daisy: The Lovers, Ten of Pentacles reversed, Ten of Cups reversed

The Lovers shows things in your love life may be heating up! The Ten of Pentacles and Ten of Cups are both wonderful cards meaning stability, happiness, security, and even family. But in reverse, there’s a distinct lack of these things in your life right now, especially in your present romantic situation. Things are chaotic for you and not particularly rewarding. In layman’s terms… girl. Drop that situationship. They are NOT the one. Free yourself.

I hope you found your reading helpful… and if you ever want another, you can always ask… I’ll be here. I’ll always be here…

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