Yesterday Bwog reported on the beginnings of an insurrection in John Jay over an elevator which has been under emergency repairs since last semester. The conflict rages on with today’s new communiqué from the field:
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Jan 29, 2013 
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Yesterday Bwog reported on the beginnings of an insurrection in John Jay over an elevator which has been under emergency repairs since last semester. The conflict rages on with today’s new communiqué from the field:
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@John Jay '1760 Ye ungrateful bastards. In my day we had to walk up 13 flights. Both ways.
@Huh. This is probably a good opportunity to announce that the university is planning on endowing elevators as it does faculty positions and classrooms. Elevator #18 will henceforth be known as the Al Lerner Memorial Sky Tube.
@Anon Ok, this is just rude.
@cc '13 nah. its pretty on point. those elevators were rickety as fuck three years ago, and nothing was done.
and as someone who now lives in EC and whose lobby renovation is now more than a semester behind schedule i haven’t lost touch with that feeling.
i get that its expensive, but that doesn’t mean construction has to be in perpetual state of delay
@Invisible Elevator Elf Fuck you guys its not my fault you can’t see me. I’ve been working my ass off in that fucking elevator shaft. Student Worker Solidarity get on this–WE NEED RIGHTS.
@Anonymau5 ^th1s
@Hermione This is a job for S.P.E.W.
@Oh damn I started that chapter on audiobook last night. Stephen Fry > Jim Dale.
@ron Heh, more like S.P.U.G
@YESSSSSS finally another thing to protest about!!!!1
@please Does anyone understand the elevator numbering system? #18 implies the existence of 16 secret elevators.
@Actually LOLed I have to admit I found the title of the post thoroughly entertaining. BWOG, sometimes you are as clever as you think you are.
@Let me start my comment here because it makes people uncomfortable.
@JJ11 4 lyfe hahaha when I was a lil’ feshman we never had these problems so y’all freshmen musta done something terrible to make these guys mad lol smh
@All of these comments are frustrating my comprehension! Wasn’t this poster created by a resident impersonating CU Housing, in a stroke of genius sardony?
@JJ11 4 lyfe lol no
@JJ11 I was also jj11… 2009-2010
best. floor. ever.
@JJ11 4 lyfe damn straight we were remember the cup phones and snow penis and our own bowg tag “JJ11 is so crazy talented” I just lean back and think, “shucks, it’s time for a reunion.” idk all this reminiscing gets me hype as shit I’m boutta go cook some bacon and cry
@CC '13 in case you were wondering: feb. 2, 2525 is actually a friday.
@Dude It’s too early in the semester to be this neurotic.
@Anonymous What a bunch of whiny bitches.
@I love whoever wrote this. It’s good to see that the administration is taking steps toward honesty.
@Sherry J. Wolf Offensive.
calling my friends at OMA about this.
@OMA We see that 16 commenters have downvoted you so far. Would you like us to make them voluntarily apologize for hurting your feelings?
@The Mockery is lost on the downvoters. And you.
@Sherry J. Wolf This post is from an imposter. I’m suing for libel.
Also, I can’t believe I’m the first to point out how triggering this poster is. Have you ever been stuck in an elevator before? In GAZA? Check your privilege already.