aristy like “yeah! Varisty!!!! SPorRtS!@!!” and show like “WHOA , they ArE puttiNG on A SHOW!!!!!!!””””””

Tonight at 9pm Jester presents The Varisty Show in the Lerner Blackbox. The Facebook description puts it best:

THIS IS THE VARISTY SHOW. DON’T BELIEVE THE RUMORS, THIS IS THE REAL VARISTY SHOW. WE ARE THE JESTER YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY TRUST US, WE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS IS THE REAL VARISTY SHOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY REASON NOT TO TRUST US? IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE THE COMEDY PUBLICATION ON CAMPUS OR ANYTHING.

The lineup features Fruit Paunch, Control Top, and others. Free tickets are still available online and at TIC. Consider it a pregame for next weekend.