The sun is shining and the birds are singing. However, most of Columbia is still probably hiding under a sheet and trying to forget every decision that was made yesterday. Reflecting on those decisions and the shitshow that was yesterday, here’s a final roundup of the tips Bwog received in that Bacchanal daze.

Here are some of the classy, hopefully unidentifiable Snapchats that Bwog’s account received yesterday. Remember to add thebwog as a friend on Snapchat to keep sending us filtered regrets!

The dark aftermath:

• “My whole suite passed out by nine except for trips to the bathroom. Can’t decide if I’m proud of our Bacchanal game or disappointed in our post-Bacchanal game.”
• “I was passed out by 5:30, exhausted from crying into the grass.”
• “Tried going to JJ’s afterwards, but the place was packed with drunk people so we noped the fuck out of there.”
• Overheard: “She tripped over this girl and noticed that she was passed out, so we called CAVA. But if we hadn’t tripped over her, we would’ve just thought she was another sunbather and she would’ve been there for a while like that. The $150 that CAVA workers get during Bacchanal is NOT WORTH IT.”
• “My mom called me in the middle of Bacchanal. I was like ‘DECLINE.'”
• “I found my wallet. I mean, at least some of it.”