Swooning

Lovebirds, if you’re looking for a bad romance, Stefon Bwog knows just the event for you. Columbia’s hottest event is Halcyon Magazine’s Date Auction. When it comes to true love, this event has EVERYTHING: a honeymoon on the yacht from Wolf of Wall Street (maybe), abs (maybe), human fanny packs (likely), and Courtland Thomas (definitely).

According to the FB event, Halcyon Magazine is “the only magazine for young photographers. We’re primed and ready to launch with an amazing team. To raise funds for first issue, we are holding a week long date auction … All profits will be going towards our magazine’s printing.”

Bid on dates with magazine staff members by commenting on their photos posted in the FB event. Dates include Greenwich Village brunch/beer, Hell’s kitchen beer crawl, and “a surprise.” Bwog is glad these Casanovas know beer is the height of romance. And not only are they hip photographers, but their descriptions also reveal that they’re self-proclaimed “Freshman Prodigies,” “Data Wizards,” and “Excel Sheet Masters.” Swoon!

Auction lasts from 11/10 to 11/14 at 10 PM. Bids start at $5.

Image via Huffington Post