grindr users say the darndest things

Bwogline: The Metropolitan Transportation Authority is rushing to open its 2nd Avenue subway line (extension of the Q Train) by December 31. The newest line will serve the Upper East Side with stations at East 72nd, 86th, and 96th Streets. (The New York Times)

Study Tip: Stick with a pre-planned break schedule to maximize efficiency! If you need to “take a break (aka spend time on Columbia Buy Sell Memes),” set yourself a time limit beforehand! Try to give yourself around 15 minutes of downtime for every hour of work (the ideal scientific ratio is actually 17 minutes of break for every 52 minutes of work). That way, you’ll be able to prevent yourself from indulging in a 3-hour Netflix/meme/Facebook procrastination session.

Music: Instead of complaining about how stressed you are about that essay, Just Dance (it’ll be ok)! We bet that it’s been a while since you’ve heard this glamorous 2008 classic by Lady Gaga. A 4-minute rock-out sesh with Mother Monster will be good for your soul.

Procrastinate: Everybody loves a good thriller! Check out Buzzfeed’s “Unsolved Mysteries” series, which introduces extremely sus murder cases. You can start with the chilling video about Elisa Lam, who was found in the water tank of a Los Angeles hotel in 2013. This video will definitely keep you awake in Butler at three in the morning.

Overheard: “I think my professor was using Grindr. I definitely recognized the yellow, black, and blue chat color scheme before he turned off his phone.”

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