This weekend, Bwog discovered that love is fake and what was the automatic response? Drink away their sorrows. Email us at tips@bwog.com if you want to share your fun or crazy stories!

the only love I can believe in right now

Bwog Is Drunk As Usual

• Bought a bunch of nice groceries to cook for dinner. Went to Mel’s instead.
• Was cut off by my aunt at a family dinner after 3 glasses of wine.
• Stayed at 1020 until closing time for the first time. Pounded back seven drinks and only paid for three.
• Was the only sober person on a bus full of drunks.
• Got drunk and sobered up on Saturday morning, got drunk and sobered up again on Saturday evening, and went to bed before midnight.
• Drank more Pabst Blue Ribbon than one person should in a weekend.
• Realized I’m neck-deep in unrequited love.
• Went to see A Star Is Born on a date but she left 15 minutes before the end, leaving me sobbing alone in the theatre.
• Crashed a Model UN party and funneled their full vodka/chaser supply into red solo cups for betchy solo use.
• Went to Jungsik for dinner and drinks. Created an elaborate fake backstory about us being grad students who are researching “the sociology of food and drink” when my friend accidentally let something slip to the bartender about us being students at Columbia.
• Went to my first ever frat party and realized it was not the hype I was expecting.
• Went to my first Carman “party” with a group of fellow WOC and the people at the party were SHOOK as if they hadn’t seen WOC before.
• Hung out at 1020 and went to Mel’s after and there was a grand total of 3 people there.
• Got drunk and hooked up with a sweet 29-year-old German tourist, who’s now back in Germany :(
• Took care of a drunk friend on a bus coming back from Philadelphia full with fellow drunk bandies.
• Watched the new episode of American horror story high and believed I was a warlock.

Bwog and Love

• Shot my shot and failed, and learned that “love” is fake.
• Went for a romantic walk in Central Park with my girlfriend.
• Got to spend a lot of time with someone who means a lot to me after weeks of bad scheduling.
• Found out that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have split. Romance is dead indeed. True love isn’t real.
• Made amends with 2 friends!!!
• Facetimed my dad to talk to my dog.
• Took a walk around the city to appreciate the daily miracles of life.
• Hit up old friends and asked how they were doing.
• Realize my mans who is not my mans lied about the college he goes to.
• My man followed me back on Instagram. see u single whores never.

Bwog and Pain and Sadness

• Judged at a debate tournament which felt like it when on forever.
• Did a 5-hour interview for an article.
• Got blisters from color wars.
• Alleviated my period cramps by running three miles.
• Got a cold for the third time this semester.
• Went to the Gorillaz concert at the Barclay’s, cried really hard from nostalgia and the fact that they were so good.
• Managed my time very poorly in regards to studying for my midterm this week.
• Helplessly watched my friend projectile vomit onto a bathroom door in McDonald’s.
• Had a really nice crying session on the steps of St. John. Would highly recommend.
• Went to see A Star is Born at Lincoln Square (and cried again lol) and then decided to walk all the way back to campus because why not?
• Didn’t study for any of my midterms at all. (I regret nothing.)

Bwog Is Amazing:

• Interviewed Nusret, aka Saltbae
• Managed to get an entire marching band to and from Philadelphia without losing anyone, despite leaving promptly at 6 AM
• Went too ham during karaoke night. Rolled an ankle.
• Attended an open day for a grad school hungover and ate their full supply of strawberries :)
• The earring from my new piercing fell out and I had to put it back in and low key repierce my ear in a quiet room in Butler.
• Finally slept under a comforter for the first time this year
• Went to Smorgasburg and learned fried cookie dough exists (and then ate fried cookie dough)