Happy Friday! It’s finally April — the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the flowers and blooming, and we all still haven’t found summer internships. Don’t you just love the spring! And don’t you just love Bwoglines! Us too!

Happening in the World

Prime Minister of the UK Theresa May has requested YET ANOTHER short extension of the Brexit decision. This marks over two years since the original vote by the public to leave the EU. Will Brexit ever happen? At this point we really don’t even care.

Happening in the US

It has just been released that MacKenzie Bezos will be retaining 4% stake in ownership of Amazon in the wake of her divorce from founder Jeff Bezos. Get the coin, MacKenzie. Get that coin.

Happening in NYC

Amidst overwhelmingly negative reviews of New York’s newest playground for the rich, Hudson Yards, comes the opening of something that ~actually~ might be kind of cool. The Shed has just opened, an interdisciplinary events and arts space open to the public at low prices.

Happening on Campus

Hi. Bacchanal is tomorrow. Did you know? You probably knew. May your Saturday be full of degeneracy, good music, friends, and memories (or the lack there of).

Fun Fact of the Day

Some believe that the tradition of birthday candles began in Ancient Greece, when people brought cakes adorned with lit candles to the temple of Artemis, goddess of the hunt. The candles were lit to make them glow like the moon, a popular symbol associated with Artemis.