And other items that Morningside Heights establishments should start selling. 

Koronet sells jumbo margherita slices, but the people really want jumbo margaritas. The Bwog staff was asked what else they want to start seeing at their favorite campus haunts, and boy, did they have answers.

“International should sell travel packages to foreign countries.” (If we trust them with our liquor, we can trust them with our itineraries.)
“Dos Toros, sell me dos tortoises! I want two pets.”
“La Salle dumpling house should double as a real estate venture that sells homes in the shape of dumplings.” A dumpling house could not be worse than living in Brooks, I guarantee that.
“In addition to salad bowls, Sweetgreen should have a slammin’ bowling team.”
“I want The Heights to sell frozen margherita slices along with frozen margaritas. (To the Bwogger who submitted this take, why?)
“Duane Reade should sell books exclusively to people named Duane.”
“Milano Market should contain every variety of Milano cookies, and frankly every variety of Pepperidge Farm treats.”
 “Diana should have smoothies and smoothers (things that smooth: lotion, sandpaper, foot scrub, etc)” (It’s up to you which one you drink!)
This is not a punny suggestion, but “CVS should offer more brands of fucking period supplies!!!”
An unreal picture of Morningside Heights, via Wikimedia Commons