Somewhere in the world, between here and Kalamazoo,

there was a young fella, that fella was you.

 

Now stuck at home, just making knishes,

you think to yourself: my ideas could be great pitches!

 

An avid reader of Bwog, the fan that you are,

you know your ideas could make you a star.

 

Oh the ideas you have! The dreams that you seek!

All you want is to be listed on Bwog’s “Popular This Week.”

 

Well young fella, don’t let your ideas fade out of sight!

Send us your pitches by 9pm tonight!

 

So send us an email, sometime today,

to tips@bwog.com, and it’ll be on it’s way.

 

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