You know the feeling when your hand slips and gets in the way of that perfect photo, turning your ideal selfie into a blurry thumbprint? Have you ever just so happened to capture levitation, a real life fairytale, or entropy itself in your camera roll? Well Bwog’s staff has. Here’s a very official, very artistic, definitely Columbia related exhibit of these photos, titled and described for the world to see.

Seeing God in a Finger: This artistic masterpiece uses brightness as a means to convey revelation and divinity. Or, maybe, God’s finger has finally been captured on a blurry nanny-cam. Either way, this work of art should inspire us all to strive for greatness and lower the brightness on our computers.

Hewwo Bwoggy My Old Friend: The photographer here chose to use a stuffed toy, a symbol of childhood, with its arms open in a cuddly yet menacing manner to convey the depths of human loneliness and intense nostalgia.

Hansel and Gretel Go to College (Specifically Columbia): Unknown chips are strewn across the floor, and yet there seems to be a pattern in their dispersal. Could it be….a path? Is there free food? Is there a party? Either way, the unseen protagonists of this image, college aged Hansel and Gretel, are hot on the trail, following these stale crumbs into the unknown. Oh yeah, and the college they’re at is Columbia because, well, Bwog is a CU publication so I have to mention Columbia at some point.

Punch Buggy No Punch Back: Photographed by a mini GoPro attached to a fly, this image captures the chaos of college parties from the perspective of an insect hoping to get a sip of that colorful sugar juice. Little does that insect know that it has flown too close to the fun and will almost certainly drown in a bowl of alcoholic punch. The artist here touches on themes of ephemerality, youth, and determinism.

Santa’s Naughty Boy: ‘Nuff said.

The True Meaning of Bwog: This photo lacks any creativity. The artist is a failure and has exposed Bwog secrets (that the true meaning of Bwog is Blue-ish Frog) to the public. Whoever put this in our exhibit made a grave error.

Well, unfortunately, now Bwog’s identity has been compromised. If we can fix this error or find a new identity, perhaps we’ll host a second chaotic gallery someday. For now, live from New York it’s….. oh wait, that’s not our line. We may be experiencing an identity crisis. Oh well, goodbye (yes, this is a joke, dw).

God’s Finger via Bwog Archives

Hewwo via Bwog Archives

Hansel and Gretel via Bwog Archives

Fly Party via Bwog Archives

Daddy Santa via Bwog Archives

The True Meaning of Bwog via Bwog Archives