The saga continues.

l am the mattresses mogul I am the mogul of matteesss. I now have 24 mattresses. I no longer attend barnard college. Barnard is bad. I love matteessses. I will never work a day in my life. The mattresses keep me rich. I moved in to the Lynn chu classroom but my rent is so high. Barnard does not want me to live there. Sometimes I sleep on my mattresses that I have accumulated but usually they are being rented (money) so I have to sleep on the cold hard desk. Mattress is a tough job. I used to buy mattress for 19 dollars. Now a mattress is 100 dollars or more. How could Joe Biden do this. I used to identify as the mattress king but that language is a bit too gendered for me. Mattresses matteesss mattresses I am rich from the mattresses. Mattress does not seem like a real word anymore. Mattress has consumed my mind. I cannot forget. I see them swimming before me when I close my eyes. I can never get a different job or the mattress king will get me. Once I named the milstein center the matteessstein center but now all of barnard is mattresssnard. Laura matteessbury. Dean Leslie grinmattres.

We are all mattress and mattress is all.

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