Midterms got you down? Distract yourself for the next three to five minutes with puzzles and more!

Editor’s Note: this article originally appeared in our sister publication, Rwog: Rat Student News.

“It’s the most! Wonderful timeeee! Of the yearrrr!” That’s right, Cahlumbians. It’s internship application season, which means that not only do you get to write one cover letter—you get to write thousands of them.

Drunkenly written via Notes app in a downtown club, we give you: the saga of the Mattress Mogul.

Ricky Wolff is a second semester senior and newly minted (LateNite) Bwog guest writer who recently gave up trying to find an internship. Nevertheless, we all must push on. Ambling past the familiar Tom’s facade, the author noticed peculiar logos plastered on the oft-photographed windows, and fashionable young people occupying the booths usually reserved for hollow-cheeked math majors […]