Staff Writer Sydney Contreras reviews the University Life Events Council’s Comedy in Quarantine event featuring Third Wheel Improv and comedian Arvin Mitchell.

Staff Writer Sydney Contreras, who is currently taking three English classes and hasn’t taken math in three years, tries to calculate just how much reading she has done this semester.

Staff Writer Sydney Contreras attempts to write the Master Discussion Post: 100 or so words so general, jam-packed with so much meaningless academic jargon that you could copy-paste and customize for the purposes of almost any discussion post and receive at least half credit.

“Oh, to be as carefree as a newborn infant,” is a thought Bwogger Sydney Contreras has at least 5 times a day. But besides 10-15 years and enormous amounts of stress, is there actually a difference between you and your five-year-old self??

Bwogger Sydney Contreras went to CU School of the Arts’ podcast launch this Friday evening. The podcast and festival schedule are both available for free online.