“I have no rizz whatsoever. I have limited rizz.”  — Thomas Stanley Holland

Indian elections, attacks on vaccines, and more in today’s edition of Bwoglines.

No, not that one. The other one.

Where would you go if you were a free, beautiful, and deadly snake in the Netherlands?

Climate talks, NotMac&Cheese, and Jazz music in this edition of Bwoglines!

Bans, suspensions, expulsions, and pies, all in today’s edition of Bwoglines. 

You’re gonna have to buy your I <3 NYC shirt somewhere else. Editor’s warning: mentions of violence

November’s fullest moon today, unapproved private schools, and more in this edition of Bwoglines!

Mostly pleasant Bwoglines were ruined by Eric Adams’s budget cuts.

It must have been hard to bid farewell. From the early return of pandas to China, to Sam Altman saying goodbye to his CEO position. Learn more in this edition of Bwoglines!

I wish I had George Santos’ budget.

The flu is back … alas

We know you love a good roar.

Starbucks workers on strike, Ol’ Dirty Bastard Day, and more in this edition of Bwoglines!

(In British accent) Happy birthday dear Charles, happy birthday to you!