And, you should go listen to the song of the day.

Penny for the win!

The groundhogs, armadillos, ostriches, and Nigerian dwarf goats are all in agreement.

Thank God Sombr didn’t win anything…

Also, Luigi Mangione.

Trump seeks to nominate Kevin Warsh to lead the Federal Reserve in May.

Your genes may be responsible for 55% of your lifespan, according to new research.

Greatest book of all time. Editor’s warning: mention of death and ICE violence.

New York City Transit continues to recover from the winter weather. Editor’s warning: assault.

A new map of space could possibly bring forth new information on dark matter and distant galaxies.

I just can’t stand them.

It’s snowing in case you didn’t notice.

Chinese politics, DoorDash laws, and more below.

Fr go listen to this song.

They might move MSG.