To the people who have been rearranging the letters on the message board, I have some suggestions.

Students took advantage of the snowstorm by building snowmen all across campus.

Sometimes you have to take to a snowy beach, the park, a museum, or even a Communist-themed party. 

Brooks residents live in the oldest building, have a mouse problem, and have no AC. Please, Sulz residents, why must you have it all? 

Will you find—or share—your Pluto?

Whether you had a wonderful Valentine’s Day or a sub-optimal Valentine’s Day or spent the day solo celebrating yourself or a Galentines—this is for all of the above xx

The publication with the coolest tattoos.

The perfect food for rabbits briefly occupying human bodies!

What if there was a new Department at Barnumbia?

There is absolutely zero justification for a Celsius to cost more than four dollars.

If you ever find yourself up at Columbia Medical Center’s campus, check out the Health Sciences Library! 

Next up: Columbia will begin requiring a minimum of four semesters of rizz to gradute.

Publisher Sophie C and Social Media Editor Tal Bloom are fighting again.

Barnard should give the 600s fun names.

Some cling to their major to help supplement their identity, some cling to their “signature scent”, why not combine these two crutches into one? How fun! FYI I am fully qualified for this task.