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With Love, From Scrooge

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

Dear [insert name of someone you give literally zero shits about], So nice to see you [last month/year/who even knows]! Hope this holiday season leaves you sad and cold and lonely inside goes wonderfully! Love, Ebenezer/Grumpy Cat. Stop lying. We know how you really feel. Here are some holiday cards for those special people in […]

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

It’s Saturday. The eye of the storm. Whether you plan to relax or to amp up your study regimen, you’re in as much of a mood to read Bwoglines as Bwog is to write them properly. Just stay a moment and take in the cream of the crop, and we’ll have you on your way. Bwogline: The […]

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 22 Comments

Two anonymous baby Bwoggers present their review of Orgo Night: Fall 2014 Edition. We sent the freshmen because they didn’t know what to expect. Also they’re less jaded. Last night at 11:30pm in Butler 209, everyone realized—probably—that they had forgotten to take a shower. Sweaty bodies in sweaty sweaters carrying their sweaty parkas milled around […]

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 17 Comments

Bwog received a press release this afternoon from the Bacchanal Board informing us that a Spring Bacchanal concert will be held on April 4, 2015. This change in date allows for the concert to not fall during the Days on Campus weekend as it has in previous years. While some concerns about the state of Bacchanal have come up through students […]

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

By Joe Milholland on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

Joe Milholland reports back with the latest from the University Senate. At the beginning of the December 11 University Senate plenary, Executive Committee Chair Sharyn O’Halloran talked about the protocols for the University calling the police. At every protest on campus, she stated, VP of Public Safety James McShane notifies the police. However, for the […]

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Food From The Field

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 5 Comments

Finals are tough. Maintaining a happy, healthy diet might be even tougher. One Bwogger shares her field food notes from the week. MONDAY 8am: Last night’s halal still stuffed to esophagus. Room only for coffee and disgust and Russian homework not completed. 11am: Feeling hopeful. Maybe will eat a vegetable today. Granola bar for now. […]

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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate. Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The […]

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Late Night Reading: Orgo Night Script Fall 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 67 Comments

While you’re going to have to wait for our full review of Orgo Night, we bring you the script of tonight’s performance by the Columbia University Marching Band. CUMB packed Butler 209 per tradition the night before the Orgo exam and delivered uncomfortable jokes to their audience. Take a break from reading about some boring […]

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Cafes Around Campus: Part Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 3 Comments

We’ve brought you to cafes in the neighborhood, and your better options right here at home. We’ve shown you classy cafes, conjuring up images of lands far away. Today we bring you back to reality. You’ve got papers due and finals to study for. You can’t remember the last time you showered. Let’s not even […]

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Columbia Mails Class Of 2019 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 11 Comments

At 3:00 this afternoon, the Undergraduate Admissions and Financial Aid offices crowded onto College Walk to send the first batch of admission letters for the Class of 2019. Despite the cold weather, the officers somehow managed to remain cheerful—along with their sizable array of camerapeople toting DSLRs, point-and-shoots, phones, and iPads. (Bwog estimates there was […]

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Barnard Board Of Trustees To Review Transgender Admissions Policy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 2 Comments

President Spar sent an email to Barnard students this afternoon explaining the Board of Trustees approach to adding a transgender policy to Barnard’s admissions for the future. A handful of all-women’s colleges have already implemented transgender policies in their own admissions. On campus, Barnard students have called for a change to address the non-existent admissions policy for […]

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Columbia B School Does Something Right

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 9 Comments

Like us, you probably harbor a burning hatred for the Columbia Business School. Perhaps it’s because they dare claim a building on campus so we have to look at them as they go to class. Perhaps it’s because of that ridiculous sculpture out front, a testament to their lack of culture and also to how they […]

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Climbing The Tower Of Babel At The Heyman Center

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assimilation: we don't stan
bwanguage
bwog covers events
come on unhrc pull it together
finnish isnt a minority language but it might as well be
identity constitutive language is a mood
justice for the bretonese
moria paz is doing the WORK tbh

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Campus Dining Halls As Plato’s Five Regimes

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bwop tart
i wrote this in thirty minutes
not a myers briggs post from me for once! love that
shit on me in the comments please

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A Power Beyond Language: Latin Jazz In The City

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girl power
keep it jazzy
latin jazz female singers
maybe it’s time to become a jazz studies major
nothing wrong with being fashionably late

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Knickerbocker Roundup: Venus Is In Retrograde Edition

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astrology is fake but cool
Bwog does sports
columbia athletics
soccer
tennis
venus is in retrograde

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Bwoglines: Ancient Swords And Allergy Pills Edition

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but hey my allergies are gone (for now)
bwibbidi bwobbidi bwoo
can someone buy me tix to sweden bc im broke
everyone has the flu trust no one or you will die
i am the opposite of health
i took two pills instead of one it was a bad decision
i wish i could casually find an ancient sword while playing in a lake
i'll honestly go anywhere for snacks
jfk is getting a desperately needed makeover
lol i didn't even finish the iliad
more kavanaugh news
raise your hand if you've ever gotten lost at jfk
zyrtec is really strong

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At Fireside Chat, Bollinger Says Nothing Definitive

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fireside chat
fun fact one bwogger has pressed her bare ass to the door of prezbo's house (guess which one!)
prezbo is a simulation
prezbo? lecturing on free speech? say it ain't so

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Conspiracy Theory: Schermerhorn Hall Is Not A Real Place

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conspiracy bwog
i miss that anthro class tbh
it was about the sicilian mafia lol
the g train always sits at hoyt schermerhorn for like ten minutes which is also wild
the schermerhorn family makes an appearance in the movie gangs of new york
wake up columbia
where are the bathrooms in schermerhorn anyway

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Eight Ways To Sneak Into JJ’s

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bwop tart
do you think john jay was hot????
don't puke in me!!!!!!!!
fmk john jay; ferris booth; and alexander hamilton that should be our next poll
fun fact today is my birthday and the best present you could give me is attention
i miss bwog is it sunday yet
im SCREAMING at the edit whomst
it's weird shit like this that makes me LOVE bwog

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