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Stress Olympics 2014

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 7 Comments

As we enter the last full week of classes, the stress and anxiety of finals is getting to be a bit much. Although you’re probably tucking yourself in at a Butler table right now to pre-stress the finals stress, try to relax a little. We’ve compiled another witty game of Bingo so you can complain about […]

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PoemComments

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 2 Comments

Readers have been leaving some poems and lyrics in the comments, and we’ve been compiling some of our own. Here we make sweet, sweet love poems from this past week’s comments. Prezbo doesn’t skip leg day doesn’t even go here sequestered in this festering PC prison using their newspapers as toilet paper trigger warning : bwog, jesus […]

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Carman Residents Advised To Wear Hard Hats While Pooping

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 7 Comments

We thought only McBain was vulnerable. We were wrong. In the spirit of finals, the ceiling of Carman 714’s bathroom decided to just give up. Bwog’s analysis of the dirt splatter suggests that no one was hurt, but it’s difficult to know for sure. To be safe, we suggest wearing proper safety equipment and visiting […]

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Gulati (GulatiGulati) Photoshop Contest!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 17 Comments

We have this incredibly swag photo of Celebrity Econ Professor Sunil Gulati. We know you all have some crazy feelings about this guy (and a powerful need to procrastinate), so we propose a Photoshop contest. Put Gulati in a new outfit, a new situation or a new context. Submissions will be judged mainly on cleverness and […]

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Engineering Library To Be Replaced With Data Science Offices

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 9 Comments

According to an email just sent out by Dean Boyce, the Engineering Library on the 4th floor of Mudd will be replaced with the Institute for Data Sciences and Engineering during the next school year. That’s a fancy way of saying that it will become office space, with accommodations for 17 professors and 80 grad students. While […]

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CCSC Does Constitutional Review

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 1 Comments

Curious what CCSC’s been up to? If you’re actually reading this, looks like it’s true! This week everything is about the constitution so get your American flags and Columbia hats because CCSC correspondent Joe Milholland’s taking us along for the ride. President Daphne Chen was “not in town this weekend” according to VP of Policy Bob […]

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Bwoglines: Threats To The World Order Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 28, 2014 8 Comments

In Rio de Janeiro there are three Osama Bin Laden themed bars. (Gawker) In a closed door meeting on Friday, Secretary of State John Kerry warned that Israel was at risk of becoming “an apartheid state” if the current round of talks do not continue. Such an assessment echoes a long history of anti-zionist activists comparing […]

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Field Notes: A Dive Into Your Soul

By Bwog Staff on Apr 27, 2014 3 Comments

You are different. You are a pot of pasta at the end of the rainbow. Stay weird, Columbia. Send in your stories to tips@bwog.com. Remember: Just The Tip. Friday “As far back as the beginning of the semester, ive given serious thought to walking the entire length of broadway from columbia to battery park. This […]

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Public Safety Changes As Result Of Quality Of Life Survey

By Bwog Staff on Apr 27, 2014 5 Comments

The University Senate Student Affairs Committee (SAC) has released a list of changes that Public Safety will be making to its policy and procedures as a result of the Quality of Life survey. On the Morningside campus, Public Safety will be concentrating roving patrols on the north end of campus at night, providing reflective vests […]

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Who Dunn It With The Ferris Cake

By Bwog Staff on Apr 27, 2014 16 Comments

Remember last week when Ferris served a cake for dessert that made sexual assault awareness look pretty and delicious? Well, there’s some recent news on that debacle. Vicki Dunn, Executive Director of Columbia Dining, previously commented on the situation clarifying that the cake was an “inappropriate gesture” on behalf of an employee trying to recognize this […]

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Overseen: Croquet In Boat Shoes

By Bwog Staff on Apr 27, 2014 6 Comments

This afternoon, a tipster sent in a couple photos of what appears to be two Columbia gentlemen playing a casual game of croquet out in front of John Jay. Stay true to your preppy roots, boys. Photos courtesy of Ana Gonzalez

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Apr 27, 2014 1 Comments

Finals got you down? Considering just not studying for finals and still being able to pass? Life in general just hurts? Come cheer up at our meeting tonight at 7pm in the SGO Room in Lerner. We have snacks and smiles. Let us guide you from the darkness of impending finals towards a brighter life. […]

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Bwoglines: Fergie’s National Anthem Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

bwoglines
confused as I am typing this at 1:30 am in butler 404
fergie
harlem
I applied as a human rights major but look at me now lmaoooo
I don't understand basketball
I mean I do but also like I don't
rip
who were those people and why were they pointing at me

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Who Said It: Me About A Dog Or A Columbia Fuckboy About A Girl?

Riya Mirchandaney 0

a subtle comment on the patriarchy
every dog is a good dog
I wish I could communicate with dogs
side note did you know that dogs have like eight nipples
this is the most important thing I've ever created
when a dog doesn't love me I get so so sad
woof

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Bucketlist: Astronauts And Climate

Timmy Wu 0

bucket list
bwog goes to the moon
bwog is an AI
bwog loves astronauts
go to these cool events!
XTREME engineering

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Robot Deantini: A Computer-Generated Administrative Email

Ross Chapman 3

beep boop
deantini
Deantinin plus technology=bad combo
markov chains
roar lions roar
vice president bollinger

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The John Jay Showers Are (Hot N) Cold, And The People Want Answers

Danielle Mikaelian 2

bwog investigates
housing
i feel bad for all these residents
john jay
john jay is a cursed building: discuss
this is ridiculous housing fees are so exorbitant

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Science Fair: “Do Quarks Have Social Lives?” Edition

Alex Tang 1

bwog science
columbia astronomy outreach events are always lit
even the quarks had a more fabulous friday night than i did
everything has a musical now these days
tag yourself – i'm the bottom quark
who *wouldn't* want to meet an astronaut?

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Personals: Gloriana

Bwog Staff 0

how does gloriana have more school spirit than the rest of the undergraduate student body combined
personals
tea @libraries
why do so many people love young stalin

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Open Meeting Announcement: This One’s For The Cool Kids

Levi Cohen 0

did this instead of working on a paper
lil wordpress
lit fire verses my dude
open meeting announcement
rhymezone is my bible
the grapes are a Must in any OMA

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