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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2014 0 Comments

Bwog needs your help. An epidemic is sweeping the nation dare we say world?. Thousands have become bedridden from the chaos. Few choose to go outside. Many Valentine’s Day plans fell through because partners became infected. I repeat, Bwog needs your help. Along with the other poor victims of the world, Bwog has been binge […]

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GonzoBwog: How To Hug

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2014 0 Comments

Sometimes you’re just lonely on a Saturday night when you ain’t got nobody. The LLC had you covered this time, with an event titled “How to Hug.” And if you have to ask who doesn’t know how to hug, the answer is Bwog’s hug-phobic Britt Fossum. Apparently Columbia is so devoid of warmth and basic […]

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Overseen: Buying Breakfast Buddies

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2014 3 Comments

We get the meal plan isn’t always the easiest thing for upperclassman to have, nor do many of them want it. However, there sure are times when a JJ’s burger could hit the spot, or a steamy bowl of pasta with an alfredo/red sauce mix could take a terrible day to bacchanal level. Fret no […]

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Bucket List: Chocolate and Homeric Violence

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2014 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll add them. Our recommendations for this week […]

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Bwoglines: Aw Hell Nah Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2014 1 Comments

Florida still has learned nothing from the Trayvon Martin case. (Washington Post) Remember kids: don’t walk, text, and subway. (Gothamist) I don’t understand why you’re not spending your weekend watching this show. (BuzzFeed) Aren’t those crazy sex dolls enough? (Slate) Scared shitless via Shutterstock

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Class of 2018 Keeps it Up With a Fresh Round of Stupid Facebook Posts

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 16 Comments

If you thought Bwog scared the incoming first-years away from posting on their class Facebook page, you thought wrong. We thought we were done poking fun at them, but then the prefrosh surprised us with a whole new round of Facebook gems. Okay okay, we’re done until RD decisions. They thought they could keep us […]

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Substance-Free Housing: A Vomitless Floor in McBain?

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 5 Comments

Recently Bwog caught wind of a baffling rumor that there is a substance-free floor in McBain. Yes, McBain of vomity bathroom, penthouse party, sky-falling fame, has a dry floor (the first floor, in fact). A little investigation proved the rumor to be true, and Bwog sat down with sophomore substance-free resident, Fabi, to learn a […]

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What’s that (G)Lowing Through the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 6 Comments

Low Library kicks off the SEAS 150 anniversary with pretty blue lights glowing through the snowstorm. Bwog dared to leave the warmth of Butler to photo-document this. It’s like a magical fairy castle full of administrators!

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Community Forum on Sexual Violence Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

The Coalition Against Sexual Violence will hold a community forum this Sunday in the Lerner Satow Room from 12 pm to 2 pm. The discussion will center around how we can change the culture surrounding rape and sexual assault on campus, and how Columbia can reform its policies and improve resources for victims of sexual violence. […]

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BwogSports: Lions Play Their Hearts Out on Valentine’s Day

By Max Rettig on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

Last night, the Lions played their hearts out against Harvard. Lions lover Max Rettig was there to witness the heartbreaking loss. The game itself was intense, with the Lions and the Crimson sharing back-and-forth 2-point leads.The score was 30-28 in favor of Harvard at halftime. However, Harvard took control in the second half, turning a […]

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First Job Worst Job

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

As you madly scramble to apply for jobs this summer, Bwog brings you the story of the extremely shitty first unpaid “internship” of a bright-eyed freshperson who wasn’t on work-study. Read it and remember that even if you land a super lame job, it’s not the end of the world. So there I was, newly […]

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Overheard: Hey Honey

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 2 Comments

Milano’s has always been a convenient destination for late-night munchies when you’re too drunk/lazy to walk any further. But a place to pick people up? Recently overheard at the deli: “There are a lot of good-looking honeys here!” Our tipster turned around to see them looking at…jars of honey. Damn. Bwog exclusively buys the honey […]

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#TBT To When Columbia Basketball Won The Ivy League

Abby Rubel 0

#tbt
Bwog does sports
bworts
can't believe spec didn't used to shill for athletics
please repeat this history
tbt to when columbia basketball didn't break our hearts
the tall guy in the middle reminds me of conor voss

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Science Wisdom: Finding Research On Campus Edition

Bwog Staff 1

bwog science
good luck
if you found this article useful please acknowledge bwog as a co-author in your next paper k thanks
lots of opportunities way up on 168th street if you know what i mean (thats the medical school campus)
putting mowsh bio knowledge to practical use
we can't emphasize this enough: personalize your emails!

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Bwoglines: Fast Food Musical Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 1

bwoglines: good news edition?
hot take: german is a beautiful language
if you pronounce chile and chili the same i automatically hate you
poptropica hot takes are superior to political hot takes
trump's labor nominee was the carl's jr. ceo but you know what but the musical is cool okay

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GSSC Works Out

Alex Tang 0

a budget for a krispy kreme donut giveaway was also approved last night
gssc
i think the last time i did a pushup was in high school pe
it's about time to start working on that summer bod
seriously can't wait for the summer
so down for sun-tanning

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Bwog Asked: Are You Happy With Your Schedule?

Bwog Staff 0

bwog (ass)ked
bwog asked
comment below about your own schedule
lab at 9am equals time to die
lol at the dude on medical leave
no but it is what it is: mood
schedule
the person i spoke with verbatim said Fat Nap
this is a highly scientific experiment

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The Definitive Statistical Analysis Of Columbia Buy/Sell Memes

Zack Abrams 5

do you know how long it takes to animate a scatterplot when you dont know any html
i was up until 6am on friday working on this
respect my blood sweat and css
this took me so long
well DO YOU

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Other Things To Buy Instead Of A Canada Goose

Bwog Staff 1

bwop tart
get a nice overcoat instead you get way more compliments trust me
i love spending money and theyre so much money
i've probably eaten 300 koronet slices this semester alone
when an econ major gets on edge do they get Canada Goosebumps?

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Bwoglines: State of Our Union

Zack Abrams 0

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
i know my grammy takes are late
jay z was also robbed but beyonce forgave him so how much luck can he have left
kendrick was also robbed
sza and lorde were robbed
unions; get it

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