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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Bwoglines: Welcome Back From Break Edition

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bwog condemns abandoning drinks
if you don't know how to use coursework by November I'm sorry sweaty
knowing finals is 3 weeks away makes me want to cry
sexual harassment isn't a fucking partisan issue everyone needs to react and condemn it
the struggle is real rn
titanic headass
trust fund babies
we love nyc's shitty infrastructure
what do you do with a problem like syria

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Bwog Gives Thanks

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friends family & felines
thankful for international students who can't go home for this break
thankful for that one prof who never says anything about us dozing off in seminar
thankful for the armchairs in lerner 510
thankful for the fact that break starts on wednesday this year
thanksgiving
we're thankful for our readers!
yes succulents count as people

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How To Turkey Drop It Like It’s Hot

Abby Rubel 0

gobble gobble why dont you love me tyrone
gobble gobblez because i want to have stacks sex but youre all the way in cornell
happy fucksgiving
is time real
turkey BYE

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SGA Learns What Barnard Does With Our Money

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barnard fundraising
bertberg
bye shoshana
happy thanksgiving everyone
noah's ark
nobody mentioned across the street
peer institutions
snaps for evie
snaps for snaps
super smash bros
tuition hikes
unanimous votes abound
what will happen to lefrak
what will we actually call the milstein center

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ESC Channels The Spirit Of Thanksgiving By Holding A Short And Non-Contentious Meeting

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engineering student council
esc
glad that Izzet reads this at least
I was once told an off the record update and I had no idea why it was supposed to be secret
not a lot going on yesterday
off the record
really gotta wonder what's so great about these COI meetings
short esc
smh at these lack of discussion topics

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Give Us Your Wise, Your Witty, Your Senior Wisdom Nominations

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anonymous words of wisdom
bwog needs you
enlighten us seniors!
nominate meryl streep
nominations that aren't political
pls only people who are graduating this semester - last fall so many people messed this up
politics is dead
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2017
still want to know if beilock would choose oral sex or cheese

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Bwoglines: The Subway Doom Edition

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doom and gloom
europe is dying
my roommate forgot what thanksgiving was
Pantsuit nation
protect merkel at all costs
riders alliance sounds sexual
shoutout to TFL
subway system sucks
thanksgiving break can't come soon enough

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How To Make The Most Out Of Your Trip Home For Thanksgiving

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

bwog loves everyone
eat a lot of food
finallyyyy break
going back to cali
gonna enjoy the fucking 95 degree weather back home
I've been waiting 2109348 years for this
if you're staying on campus there's lots of cool things to do too!
just wish it could be longer
self care is the move for your break
sleep!! whether on campus or at home

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