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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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Where Art Thou: Turkey Day

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be sure to find a George to get ready for your Sunday in the park
loadbang makes its return to the Miller Theatre with a.... bang
the band name 'loadbang' has the potential to be sooooo much dirtier...
turkey day is much more fun to say than Thanksgiving
who else is ready for the parade??

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Bwoglines: There Are Reachers, And There Are Settlers

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ban ki-moon must be having a mental breakdown rn
Bill de Blasio will be there
bwoglines
columbia sanctuary
gonna miss obama
if you don't know if you're a reacher or a settler you're probably a reacher
spread the love
we are all beautiful people

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Bad Poetry: A Tribute To Alfred Joyce Kilmer

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'trees' sounds like something that will haunt u for the rest of ur days
i wonder if tobey maguire's dead skin cells are still in havemeyer 309
is this what it feels like to be in a cult
isn't spongebob the voice that sells u chocolate

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Recycling Pee In Space And Other Feats Of Engineering: A Talk With Astronaut Tim Kopra

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adding ‘in space’ to any activity makes it 100x cooler
camping in space
getting excited about space in space
lecturehop
nobody asked if he preferred star wars or star trek
recycling pee in space
space: the final frontier
who do you go camping with? 10/10 would recommend (space)

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Columbia Athletics Closes Investigation And Releases Statement Regarding Wrestling Program

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campus issues
columbia athletics
columbia university wrestling team
let's hope this helps!
official statement
wrestling
yikes

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A Wrinkle In (GMT)ime

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bwog loves u joey
Greenwich mean time
madlibs onstage
mrs. whatsit
mrs. which
mrs. who
the rest of the cast was p damn flawless too
wink-le in time hehehe

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Bwoglines: Burial Edition

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bwoglines
i wish i was an artiste but i'm just an art appreciator
i would go to the whitney if we could for free
not sure what i can say bc this is pretty serious stuff
not sure what the whitney museum has to do with burial but lets just roll with it
whose mans [referring to man in casket]

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Wrestling Team Releases Letter Of Apology

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apology
groupme
wrestlers
wrestling team

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