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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Peyton Bell on the Way to Recovery

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog is glad to report the following statement is just in from Scott Bell, Peyton’s father: Peyton was discharged from the hospital this evening, and will be heading home to Seattle in a few days. He will be back at Columbia for the spring semester. We are extremely grateful for the outpouring of support from […]

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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
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hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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Bwoglines: Theatrics Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
bwoglines
do you know how much HamDel we could buy with $170.4 million?
just thinking of all that HamDel
remember: no Russian
Russia never does bad things right?
sometimes it seems like Shia LaBeouf isn't even a real person
Ted Cruz doesn't understand economics
they mentioned Hilary more than God this time but we don't know if that's necessarily a good thing

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Midnight Breakfast Will Still Fulfill All Your Late-Night Desires

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a friend of bwog once pronounced it BEE-wog
barnard
damn why isn't this tonight
food
get off tinder and come eat some carbs
ig sub was scary we got there late ://
mcac
midnight breakfast
pancakes
psa
small rodents not invited to MB
sorry
unless you are ratatouille
we hungry here at BEE-wog?
we hungry here at bwog

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