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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Yee Grabs CCSC Rep Spot

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ccsc
columbia elections board
democracy
elections a bit earlier than usual

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Where Art Thou?

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cool (free) film stuff dats awesome
dido and aeneas wow bwog actually read that part of virgil
dido's pretty fucking boss
frozen singalong eh we don't know about you but that happens all night erry night
how do u pronounce uitti
how does two-bowed cello even work
lincoln center always
where art thou?
you mean chapter 8 of gen chem doesn't matter? wutttt

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GSSC: Exciting Discussions On Budgets And By-laws

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ch-ch-ch-changes
dippin in tha red
gssc juice
integrity shmintegrity
linkedin drama literally not real life

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Live At Lerner: UCB!

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also will arnett guest starred once too (bwog will never fully recover from that breakup)
amy poehler lyk omg
amy poehler marry me
don't be a robot
their motto used to be "don't think" how bomb is that
ucb ucb ucb
what's that you hear? the sound of columbia giving a shit about us

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Housing Reviews 2014: East Campus Townhouse

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are you freaking out yet?
ec for days
housing reviews 2014
luckily we really like partying
real talk thats a lot of money
wien: your best friend
you better be a senior bruh

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Locked Out? That’ll Be $5

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$20 shit you can get a box of insomnia for that
also fyi maintenance has keys
ch-ch-ch-changes
key assist check yo privilege
locked out words gone (yes that's a bombay bicycle club reference)
yeah but like are we really using princeton as an example here
you can have your key delivered bwog didn't even know that was a thing

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Housing FYI: Today Is The Day

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"decide in advance who drops down" sort of like a prenup but without the marriage aspect
can we all just agree that everyone hates llc and ra riders like you guys are officially the worst
get psyched to get shafted
group leader aka all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
new year new mice to befriend oh god
overused but always applicable: may the odds be ever in your favor
shaft and shat are very close linguistically speaking

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Bwoglines: Cool Things Plus Lindsay Lohan Edition

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"rather be dead than cool" - kurt cobain in the greatest moment of irony ever (lol cause he's both get it)
also oprah recently tweeted "this" and it got 738 rts
being cool is too mainstream
can you blow my whistle baby
ch-ch-ch-changes
flo rido an unconscious testament to our times
how to get on own: live like lindsay
it's like when dave eggers talks about the "look of absolutely no look at all" EVEN YOUR REJECTION OF COOL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND BEEN COOL
keep calm and bake on
let's all just be nudists already like fuck this clothing bullshit
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
steve jobs is a style icon now like damn
what would lindsay do
you can grow three plants it'll be just like weeds except you're not a vulnerable suburban single mom

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