Tags

• "are you sure you're not a lesbian yet?"
• black friday
• come to our meetings for a great celebration loaf
• crisis of faith
• field notes
• it's a sign from above if u get so fucked up after your first drink
• keith urban
• nebraska
• our dealer is our best friend
• PrezBo is so PrezBo even on the phone
• ritz crackers
• thanksgiving
• the "faint trace of urine" is probs the administration pissing on ur hopes and dreams
• the Bible money for alcohol is def sacrilegious
• there are two types of people in the world: those who desperately want to crawl back into their mother's wombs and feel safe and full again and those who hate thanksgiving
• Veuve Clicquot
• vomiting into your hands while on the F train: a state of mind
• we found alcohol in a hopeless place
• we survived
• we're starting a jessica jones support group so email ur deets to tips to join
• what IS stuffing??
• wow