Brooks residents live in the oldest building, have a mouse problem, and have no AC. Please, Sulz residents, why must you have it all?
Apparently, potty-training should be the tenth way of knowing. Barnard quad third floor residents received an email from the Associate Director for Residential Life detailing the closing of the 3rd floor Hewitt bathroom until April 5. The email detailed the issues with this bathroom, including “feces smeared on toilet seats and the floor, urine on […]
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