Coil stovetops are ugly. They are dirty and they just suck.
Brooks residents live in the oldest building, have a mouse problem, and have no AC. Please, Sulz residents, why must you have it all?
I swear I didn’t press anything.
I don’t understand why it’s not acceptable for me to wear my slutty Freddy Fazbear outfit to class.
A list of things, via letter, that I associate with those who find it okay to eat whole fruit outside of the home.
Time has no meaning, especially after a dissociative fall break. Here’s a list of things that may calibrate your life a little bit.
Midterms are the worst,
They make me hate everything.
End of this haiku.
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