Brooks residents live in the oldest building, have a mouse problem, and have no AC. Please, Sulz residents, why must you have it all? 

Just read this and reconsider. Please. Give me a shot (haha). I need this.

You know the drill! Enjoy the tunes, fits, and pastimes of Bwog’s fall semester.

Twenty-three tons of cast bronze, but infinite weight in the tons of confusion it causes. Just what the heck is it?

Imagine this is written on a lipstick-kissed napkin and silently slipped under your door.

I overheard you singing in the Diana 3 study room and so did literally everyone else.

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Get that epiphany immediately after turning in your Calc midterm that you fucked it up? Are you preparing to stay up all night, barfing words (The author utilizes…) onto your computer just to finish your UWriting essay for tomorrow morning? Did you just wake up? 5:00p.m? Beside the rodent that you named after your best friend […]