It’s 59° Fahrenheit! Combat the cold with my very first Bwoglines!

Guess who’s sending a car-sized “drone” back to Saturn (technically Saturn’s moon, Titan)? You’re right! NASA’s at it again. 

Wake me up when this mid-September heatwave ends. But first: Bwoglines!

Happy Sunday! Take a break from nursing your hangover or trying to finish an entire weekend’s worth of homework in one night with today’s Bwoglines.

Good morning. Here’s the latest.

Good news! If we trash this planet we might have an alternative 110 light-years away!

Is it tactless to make a joke about North Korean projectiles? 

The school week’s almost over, and so is this sentence. Here’s Bwoglines.

Have a great third day of classes, Columbia! Here are today’s Bwoglines:

Happy second day of classes! We hope you get off every waitlist you’re currently stuck on. In the meantime, Bwog brings you today’s news as you figure out the best way to curse everyone ahead of you.

Bwog hits you with some hot study AND procrastination tips! To spice things up, here’s a fun astronomy headline to get you through finding a seat in Milstein!

Water with lemon jumpstarts your metabolism in the morning. Reading Bwoglines makes it work twice as fast.

Finals may be here, but that doesn’t mean the news stops. Catch up on what’s been going on before you make the final push. 

Are we not all just black bears in hot tubs?

The stars truly aligned so that the Daily Editor majoring in Astrophysics would get this day. Today’s May 4th, aka Star Wars day (get it…may the fourth (force) be with you??). Celebrate this momentous occasion with an entire space edition of Bwoglines!