As the clock strikes 7:30 pm and the doors to seemingly every building on campus clang shut, our protagonist must find a place to study for her midterm… no fairy godmother in sight.
This PSA is relevant only to those who have electronic swipe access to their room via CUID. If you access your room with a mechanical key or a Ving card (the one with holes in it), go find some other way to procrastinate. Last week, housing sent out an e-mail to everyone who uses their […]
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