Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
Posts Tagged with "housing"
All Articles

What To Do When Your Housing Group Goes To Shit

Housing selection can be stressful for even the most level-headed among us. But even if your plans don’t work out, you can still find a great home in Columbia housing! Internal Editor Zoe Sottile shows you how it’s done. 

Read More
All Articles

Columbia Housing Lottery Numbers Are Out

Columbia housing season has officially arrived and Bwog is here to help you through it. In-Person Group Selection starts on Tuesday, April 2nd in John Jay Lounge. 

Read More
All Articles

Barnard Housing Mystique: The Lottery, Explained

Internal Editor Zoe Sottile doesn’t go to Barnard but she sure does wear a lot of mustard yellow. Send your housing questions to tips@bwog.com.

Read More
All Articles

So You Want To Get A Single: Advice For The Antisocial

Ahh, yes, the elusive single. Need your private time? Scarred by getting sexiled in Carman? Internal editor and proud resident of a McBain single Zoe Sottile tells you how it’s done.

Read More
All Articles

Bwog Explains The Housing Lottery

Housing registration for Columbia and SEAS students for the 2019-2020 school year closes this Thursday, March 7th. Lottery numbers for each registered group will be available on March 26th, post-spring break. Confused about how it all works? Internal Editor Zoe Sottile breaks it down. 

Read More
All Articles

Don’t Forget To Register For Housing This Week

Put down your Marx-Engels reader and buckle up, kids. Housing season is here. Internal Editor Zoe Sottile tells you what’s up.

Read More
All Articles

Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2018: Carman

As prospies narrow down their preferences for where to live next year, Bwog is continuing our housing review series with all first-year dorms. First up is Carman, unarguably the littest of the group; cramped Carman suite parties are the epitome of the freshman NSOP experience. If you’re the life of the party, you can’t go […]

Read More
All Articles

The John Jay Showers Are (Hot N) Cold, And The People Want Answers

Something’s up with the plumbing in John Jay. Staff writer Danielle Mikaelian opened her Rolodex of anonymous sources and did some good old-fashioned investigative reporting. John Jay showers are hot and they’re cold They’re yes and they’re no They’re in and they’re out Their temps up and down They’re wrong, it isn’t right It’s cold, […]

Read More
All Articles

Columbia Dorms: The Sad Boy To Fuck Boy Spectrum

We know you’ve all thought it. Which dorm your current hookup lives in says a lot about his relative sadboy- or fuckboy-ness. Whether he’s a Carman athlete, a Furnald poet, or a Wein loner, the stereotypes hold true more often than not. After all, what’s a stereotype without a little bit of truth? Read on for […]

Read More
All Articles

Not-So-Renovated Bathrooms

Looking forward to escaping the hell of Carman bathrooms by living in a newly-renovated dorm next year? Well, you may not be so lucky. Apparently, some of these nicer bathrooms have already been destroyed due to debauchery/water leaks(?). Staffers sent in evidence of their dorms’ trashy toilets that they were told would be renovated. Drunken […]

Read More
All Articles

Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

The Cage enters temporary retirement today, so today we honor housing, in all its senselessness. Brazen Brooklyn bank robbers drilled a hole into the ceiling of an HSBC bank, stealing more than $280,000 and content from safety deposit boxes—much like your lottery number stole all your chances of happiness for next year. (Pix 11) Scientists have […]

Read More
All Articles

Need One More!

An all-junior group of 6 is looking for one more junior to fill their Claremont 7-person suite during junior regroup. The person will get a single. Email tips@bwog.com if interested!

Read More
All Articles

Housing Reviews 2016: Hogan

Are you a classy group of seniors too good for EC? Then Hogan is the right dorm for you. Situated at the corner of happy and healthy, Hogan resides behind Carman along 114th, with easy access to Bernheim and Mel’s, or the subway, if you’re a downtown kind of girl. Location: 566 W. 114th St. (shares an […]

Read More

To my new roommate: I really thought I knew what rock bottom felt like after 20 minutes of shaking my ass on a 60 year old for entry to a club violating NYC’s health code and a free shot of fireball, but you opened my eyes. After that night on my 14th birthday, I decided […]

Read More
All Articles

Get Fucked By Housing Via Lottery Number

Fuck fuck fuck. In case you haven’t already heard, your (presumably shitty) lottery number is available just in time to fuck up your first Monday back on campus. Approach the Housing Portal with caution, and take sudden breakouts of hysteria all around campus as normal activity. Maybe you just woke up; maybe you’re just leaving class. Either way, your shitty situation […]

Read More

Have Your Say

Where are you going this summer?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Recent Comments

I think this is a great apartment for one person. Very small kitchen! But I really like your bedroom. It (read more)
Houses And Homes: Paris, France
July 19, 2019
This person's not unhinged or anything. (read more)
Things You’ll Cry About Freshman Year
July 19, 2019
2 kinds of people gravitate toward the term "incel": 1. Overweight and/or homely women who aren't able to find a quality (read more)
Things You’ll Cry About Freshman Year
July 19, 2019
It's okay to be an incel (read more)
Things You’ll Cry About Freshman Year
July 18, 2019