There really isn’t much to say about BTS(S), but that’s not surprising.

The third new dining hall in as many semesters has opened, and that means one thing: ex-editors and knowledgeable, postmodern food critics Victoria Borlando and Lillian Rountree just have to review it.

Chef Mike’s Sub Shop had its humble debut for students on the meal plan on Tuesday, so expert food critics Camille Sensiba, Victoria Borlando, and Lillian Rountree reunited to check out what Columbia’s beloved Chef Mike had to offer this time.

The Faculty House opened its doors to undergraduate students last Thursday with minimal fanfare. Bwog dining experts, News Editor Victoria Borlando, Deputy Editor Lillian Rountree, and Senior Staff Writer Camille Sensiba, obviously had no choice but to change all previous plans to attend the grand opening.