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Great Issues of the 21st Century: Does the Close-Door Button Really Work?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 28, 2009 30 Comments

It’s a classic situation: you’re in an elevator, jamming the door close button, only to discover the elevator gods are not with us that day, and the doors don’t obey our command. In fact, it seems like we’ve been in this situation so many times that many people even begun to question the legitimacy of […]

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