Watch your step in front of Butler tonight – the forces of nature have opened a cavernous pit by the main entrance. One of the grates by the wall collapsed. Public Safety assured our tipster that no one had fallen in. Good thing, too, otherwise they might have found Columbia’s secret gold vault. […]
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