Watch your step in front of Butler tonight – the forces of nature have opened a cavernous pit by the main entrance. One of the grates by the wall collapsed.
Public Safety assured our tipster that no one had fallen in.
Good thing, too, otherwise they might have found Columbia’s secret gold vault.
Photo by Aryeh Hillman
@screw all this... …what the hell is wrong with CubMail? is anyone else getting kicked off after one click-through? wtf?
@yup its irritating
@umm everything is wrong with cubmail? switch to gmail, christ.
@that's what you get for using the webmail interface. Just use any IMAP client; the server is hardly ever down.
@baby that’s why i hooked up with my man gmail. gmail makes love, cubmail rapes!
@gold? hmm…what do you mean by “gold” ?
@Bwog Make #3 a Favorite Comment right now. Please.
@hmmm weird. because i saw some kid playing with the grate like 30min before they put up the caution tape…
@Columbia Facilities They put the ladder, it’s up to you climb out with your broken ankle.
@its like in the third Indiana Jones movie where he breaks open the floor of the library and goes into that crypt. Do you think there’s a templar buried down there?
@actually i do think that hole is the way to temple on which butler was built. it explains the ghost of a naked girl i see in the stacks all the time…
@ghostologist the ghost is the collective desire that all have to have a glorious, yet somehow transcendent (hence, the ghost), hook-up in the stacks.
@Dr. Jones Ah. Venice.
@OH I get it! It symbolizes the growing hole in our souls due to UW.
performance art is awesome.
@yay when i was walking past this, i was hoping there’d be an article on bwog. thanks, bwog!
@elephant in the room The But-hole.
@Whatwhat in the but(ler)
@wow and when you thought the but couldn’t get any deeper, it opens up another hole. ah, how many shall thee claim from humanity!
@great now I’m DEFINITELY going to trip when I walk in front of butler and instead of the awkward toe-stubbing it’s “take on me” into another subdimension of butler