If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low. The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay […]
A storm’s brewing in the Atlantic: They call it the great Humberto. And in Amsterdam it seems They’ve just found a new Van Gogh. Japan is emerging victorious, With a new Olympic feel. Meanwhile, Neiman will be sold In a good old-fashioned backroom deal. Now some of this news may be bad, And may make […]
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