Now that Spring Break is over, we all need something to look forward to. Luckily, the Abacchalypse is only 39 days away. (Even luckier: the real Apocalypse has come and gone, and we all survived.) But 39 is a big number. There’s got to be something sooner, right? Yes, there is! Bacchanal has teamed up with […]
Last night a tipster reported a lot of police officers milling around outside Mel’s during last night. Apparently there’s such a thing as too Eurotrashed? The following Facebook message was sent to attendees of the party: Hey guys, I just wanted to explain to everyone what happened last night. Mel’s neighbors called in a noise […]
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