West Campus is the place for Superbowl mooching. Kick-off is at 6:30 pm with the free food starting in River’s basement at 5:00 pm and then switching over to Hillel at 6:00 pm. While the West End and Nacho’s seem to have the alcohol advantage, we can’t imagine it’s too hard to sneak a little […]

Heard outside a nightclub in Time Square: Jewish female A: What do you call a Jewish dilemma? Jewish female B: What? Jewish female A: Free pork. PAUSE Non-Jewish female (in a confused tone): Oh, I thought you were going to say the Holocaust. That’s a dilemma, right?. Right? – Lauren Zimmerman