We’re told that our “candid appraisal is very much appreciated.” Let’s hold the administration to that.
If you thought you were well-rounded, just check out Timothy Reichmann’s claim to fame. Congratulations on your graduation tonight! Name, Hometown, School: Timothy S. Reichmann from Chatfield, Minnesota, SEAS Claim to fame? I’m that future Air Force pilot kid who teaches the bartending class, takes dance classes at Barnard, and majors in Applied Physics–who may have been your […]
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