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Get a Job with Bwog: Résumé MadLibs!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2014 3 Comments

Bwog’s career specialist, Zachary Hendrickson, thinks about the future and asks himself why he didn’t just save money and go to state school. As Bwog looks out at a job market that looks at best like a Surrealist nightmare painted by the great Salvador Dali and at worst like an exact replica of Dante’s Inferno […]

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