Ever found yourself embarrassed because you know absolutely nothing about basketball and simply nodded and smiled to get away with it? Sports Editor Eunice Bae won’t let that happen ever again.
America’s win in curling not exciting enough for you? Maybe this weekend’s Columbia games will do it for you! Men’s Swimming and Diving: Columbia finished the Ivy League Championships strong, coming in fourth with 1,107.5 points—523 points behind first-place Harvard and a mere 75 points ahead of Penn. First-year Jonathan Suckow won all the diving […]
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