Free food in Lerner Piano Lounge. NOW! Get cheese/sausage/pepperoni Domino’s Pizza and a Snapple because of CCO. Didn’t volunteer today? Not a problem—it’s like the late-90s… they just need to get rid of the surplus.

Lerner 569. Pizza. Soda. Free. And CCSC debates. Going on now.

Heard, shrieked, in the SGO: “You’re not a Republican! You don’t know the secret handshake!”

Bwog just saw big name Anthro Comp Lit Prof Spivak slumped against the window next to the bookstore turnstile entrance to Lerner, talking on the payphone (that we didn’t even know existed). Can the world’s foremost translator of Jacques Derrida not afford Verizon? She looked dazed and confused.

For those with a hankering, Girl Scouts are selling cookies in Lerner from 5-7 pm.

Perfect ending to a sunny day. Free sandwiches of all sorts at the Lerner information desk (by the exit doors). UPDATE—THEY’RE GONE, FOLKS!

Free food and free harp music on the Lerner Ramps.

Sup grrrrl? Haul booty 2 the Lerner desk right now 4 a sample of Maybelline Pure Makeup. K? Gr8! 2 bad it’s not at BC cause they def weren’t born with it. Holla!

First Brendan Ballou felt bad about breaking a Lerner turnstile. Then he didn’t. I can’t believe it. I really can’t believe it. People are still swiping their cards at the turnstile that does not exist. They stop before going through, bend down and swipe, then walk through, as if they still needed some permission to […]

Get yourself down to the vending machine in Lerner right by the entrance to the Party Space and you, too, can swipe an iPod shuffle. Only three left, though, so hurry.

There’s a girl on the fifth floor of Lerner right now looking at hardcore pornography. Well, at least it’s not cumsplatter.com.

Caution: Dancing in Unison

Everything is Illuminated

Prior to tonight’s Glass House Rocks festivities, 64 people signed up for the Texas Hold ‘Em poker tournament in the Satow room. 56 people actually showed up. None of them were women. We can only assume they were too busy taking part in the DDR tournament. – Lydia Depillis photo by Mark Krotov