A tipster overheard this exchange outside of Carman: Guy 1: So, you’re majoring in Russian literature? Guy 2: Yeah and philosophy. Guy 1: What the fuck are you gonna be? Guy 2: I’m gonna work on Wall Street. Looks like someone has it all figured out. Wall Street via Shutterstock
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