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Overheard: A Stroke of Brilliance

Where all Russian Lit majors end up

A tipster overheard this exchange outside of Carman:

Guy 1: So, you’re majoring in Russian literature?

Guy 2: Yeah and philosophy.

Guy 1: What the fuck are you gonna be?

Guy 2: I’m gonna work on Wall Street.

Looks like someone has it all figured out.

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  • statsmajor says:

    @statsmajor as a muse?

  • Anon says:

    @Anon Stick it to the man. Follow your dreams!

  • MD says:

    @MD that’s what I would do if my dad’s Golf buddies were Investment Bankers. Oh wait they are! Suck it losers.

  • Hartley 6A says:

    @Hartley 6A Was this you, Jack?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous it has to be

  • LF says:

    @LF haha definitely not jack, unless he’s using his excellent sense of humor. plus, he’s doing russian and comp lit, not philosophy.

  • Sounds great. says:

    @Sounds great. I’ll have the chicken over rice, Dostoyevsky.

  • ostrovsky says:

    @ostrovsky triple hair loss.

  • It happens says:

    @It happens Majored in Spanish and have worked on Wall Street since graduation.

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