Today is not Sunday, the 20th of March. It is not the last day of break. Classes do not start tomorrow. There is not a pile of undone homework and reading waiting for your return from your week long va/staycation. There is not a Bwog meeting tonight at 7 pm in the SGO, 5th floor […]

Inching towards break, Almost but not quite there yet, Meet with us till then! SGO in Lerner at 7 pm! (Image via Wikimedia)

What do Colin Firth, Natalie Portman and Emma Watson have in common? They won’t be getting free food at Bwog’s meeting tonight. You can! Come to Bwog’s meeting before you watch the Oscars at the SGO in Lerner at 7 p.m.!

Midterms. Getting the flu even though you got the damn vaccination. Papers. Sunil Gulati’s Principles of Economics pop quizzes. Post graduation life plans. Anticipated CU-assassins-season-hoplophobia spike. Lady Gaga crying. Stressed? Depressed? Confused? Columbia University has counseling for that. They’re closed for tonight, though, so if comfort (read: free) food and talking pitches sounds like a […]

Dearest friends, The staff of The Blue & White (pictured at right) humbly requests your presence at our meeting/soiree tonight. We’ve bought you chocolates and cheap liquor, won’t you be our valentine? We convene on this romantic, starry night, Monday night, at 9 o’clock in the basement grotto of St. Paul’s Chapel! We’ll be discussing […]

Tonight at 6:30 people around the nation will gather with friends and family to partake in the All-American mélange of sweaty gladiatorial competition, targeted advertising, and ice cold beer that is the Super Bowl. But just in case you’ve figured out that you can watch all of the commercials on youtube after the game, and […]

I saw the best minds of my generation at the Bwog meeting, starving, eating free birthday cake, dragging themselves out of the butler stacks around 6 looking for the Bwog meeting, at 7 PM in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner Bwog may not be able to promise an ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo […]

Psst- What’s that you’re working on? Rousseau? More like Rou-soooo boring. The Aeneid? More like Ae need a break from this book. Legacy of the Mediterranean? More like Let’s-get-zee hell out of here. Don’t read? SEAS? More like if I do any more of this problem set I’m going to have a SEASzure. Phew! Put […]

Friends, There will be a Bwog meeting tonight at 7 PM in the SGO on Lerner 5. You should attend, both because we are friendly and because there will be free food. Love, Bwog Image via Wikimedia Commons

Hey you! Out there in the audience, Come on down, you’re the next contestant on The Price is Right! But seriously, take a break from studying and come on down to tonight’s Bwog meeting! There will be fabulous prizes like free food. All the fun happens at 7 PM in the SGO on Lerner 5. […]